Sugar Rush

I'm too hype right now! I don't know if I should blame it on this ginormous syrupy sweet tea I jst downed or the 2 hour non-commercialized Jay-Z concert on FUSE. Mmm, let's go with both. And yes, that IS another cup in the back. I can't help myself. These things are too good to be true. Do they pre-soak the tea leaves in heroin? Is this NOT sugar, but crack? Cocaine? McDonald's, I haven't fucked with you guys since you first started putting out ice coffee back in '08. Whodathunk that you would win me over with your sweet teaaaaaa?! Just don't expect me to be devouring any Big Macs anytime soon....